Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Big, Dumb, Balding North American Ape


In the annals of human history, August 12, 2008 will be remembered for two things: the release of the Jonas Brothers' third album A Little Bit Longer, featuring the hit single "Burnin' Up," and the [potential] discovery of a Bigfoot corpse.

The press conference is Friday (in Palo Alto). Until then, get ready for two golden days of classic Internet hype!! I will be closely monitoring underground cryptozoological backchannels... stay tuned.

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