Bro #1: ...man, I'm over Florida girls, they're so corrupted.
Bro #2: You need to move up to Georgia, get yourself a Georgia peach. They got plenty of girls like that up there.
Bro #1: Yeah, that's what I'm looking for, a real southern belle. Pure.
Bro #2: You should go to a [Georgia] Tech game sometime, you could meet a girl like that up there pretty easily, I bet.
Bro #1: Uh huh.
Bro #2: You got to hang with the fraternities if you go though, otherwise it's all Indians and Asians.
Bro #1: Yeah, but I want the girl to be [pause]... untainted.
Bro #2: [pause] You mean like... a virgin?
Bro #1: Yeah.
Bro #2: I don't know if I can guarantee that. But they got a ton of girls up there that dress real nice, that go to church every Sunday... that know their place, you know?
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