Similarly

Which reminds me:

[Exiting gym]

"Yo, after this, let's listen to some Jack Johnson and just bro out."

Not made up.

I love America more than you

It's not even close. I love freedom, and I'm in love with freedom.

Also, how about JOEY JAWS bringing home the title belt of the most competitive IFOCE-sanctioned event in legendary fashion?! If Joey had lost to Kobayashi, it basically would have been like going back in time and losing World War II.

And let's face it, Joey is pretty much all we have now.

Disgruntled Goat

There is nothing un-hilarious about a rogue goat with nothing to lose.