Peak Spam

Breaking: Hormel unable to keep up with exploding demand for Spam.

FailBlog

You've probably seen this already, but just in case you haven't... 

FAIL.  

Santos: The Hands of Fate

Politico with an odd convergence between the Obama Administration (that still sounds weird) and the last season of "West Wing."

Also, IL Lotto winning numbers were 6-6-6 yesterday. Beast Government, +1? Barackalypse 12/21/2012??

Grad school Halloween

Except it's not Halloween... it's Samhain (I have friends in the Divinity School).  And I know people who will be dressed up as the Lacanian phallus, the Other, and Sexy Slavoj Zizek.  These kids give Tom and his penumbra from last year a run for their money.  Of course, I also know a guy from Ontario who's going as Canadian bacon.  We like to mix up the level of discourse here at UChicago.  Apparently.  

Also, overheard immediately after my theory course lecture: 

Girl: Hey!  Hey you!  

Dude:  *turns around*  STOP INTERPELLATING ME!  

Free Junk Food Digest

Free crunchy taco on 10/28 (my birthday!!), courtesy of Taco Bell.

Free Dr Pepper, courtesy of Axl Rose and NOT courtesy of Buckethead, or Slash.

This one's for Truch

(partly because I'm pretty sure nobody else reads this...) 

Whyyyy, Lotto, whyyyy?  

Similarly

Which reminds me:

[Exiting gym]

"Yo, after this, let's listen to some Jack Johnson and just bro out."

Not made up.